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"*Takes drive down memory lane *Gets a DUI"
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"[does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless"
"How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come."
"How is Mitt Romney like a failed sperm? If you looked at them, you could only see a dick; and both ended up just an inch short"
"If you're going to insult the Amish, do it to their face. You kinda have to. They're never gonna see it online."
"Bring a toddler to your next robbery. Their smudgy fingerprints everywhere will make the forensics team cry."
"Two guys walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked."
"A group of dogs walk into a University. They approach the receptionist who says, ""Hi, can I help you?"" ""Yeah,"" one of the dogs reply, ""We wanna see our Masters."""
"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"
"Women are like the salt of my life They raise my blood pressure"