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Joke of the Day
"how was copper wire invented.... two jews fighting over a penny"
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"Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving? So he can cut corners. `Pretty old Dutch joke that surprisingly also works in English.`"
"Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride? Mooooootorcycles!"
"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"
"What's the best part about dating a Patriots fan? They don't care if you cheat."
"At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, ""Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"""
"If you do a Google Image search for the number '241543903', you will find out why the human race is so fantastic."
"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"
"a spider dropped onto me this morning and I was just really excited that someone else was in bed with me"
"How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb? None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it."