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Joke of the Day

"Virgin vs. Slut What's the difference between a virgin and a slut? A virgin says ""Don't! STOP!"" A slut says, ""Don't stop!"""

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist!"

"""I'm Googling some people to play Wii with"" -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck."

"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."

"Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building."

"Came home and my wife was having sex with some guy in our bed. I confronted her, she denied everything, but I know our bed when I see it."

"If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is there to hear it... ...is he still wrong?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."

"An overweight woman decided to start walking her dog to get exercise... She stopped after realizing the effort it took to steer her scooter."

"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."