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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with 23 year olds? There's twenty of them."
Next Joke
"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."
"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day. It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound"
"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."
"Lesbian Neighbors My two lesbian neighbors asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanna watch. FML. They gave me a Rolex"
"If retards are supposed to be so stupid how come I have never seen one smoking?"
"What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common? Baristas"
"Why is Islam called the religion of peace? After you leave the religion, you rest in peace."
"Tampax needs to extend the string to 2ft so I can hang myself with it every month."
"combine the name of the first enemy you ever had and the name of the last thing you ate out of a microwave to get your Horrible Asshole Name"