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Joke of the Day

"Why are a good majority of Americans obese? At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own."

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"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... So i stole his wallet."
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"
"I like my women how I like my coffee.. Mugged"
"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"
"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."