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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."

"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"

"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."

"My wife didn't believe me when I told her I'd built a car out of spaghetti, penne and tortellini... ......You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."

"When a guy tries to talk to me while at a urinal I instantly slide over and start pissing in his urinal too. See how friendly he really is"

"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"

"The most active user on reddit: [deleted]. Seriously this guy is everywhere."

"My girlfriend and I tried Anal sex for the first time today. It was a little ruff at first but I'm finally managing to sit down again."

"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say ""college ruled"" so it must've been somewhat fun"