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Joke of the Day

"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"

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"Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
"7 thoughts u have when buzfeed steals ur content -WTF -OMG -Huh -FAIL -LOL -NOPE -why is a multimilion dollar website riping off my twiter"
"What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American? Crimea River."
"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"
"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."
"What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?"
"""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers"""
"What type of car does a dinosaur drive? a priustoric!"
"Obamacare? Yeah, more like ""Turn your head and Kafka."" Am I right?"