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Joke of the Day

"My wife didn't believe me when I told her I'd built a car out of spaghetti, penne and tortellini... ......You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."

"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"

"iknowlimit: Ultimate Avengers 2 - Rise of the Panth http://iknowlimit.blogspot.in/2012/06/ultimates-avengers-2-rise-of-panther-or.html THIS IS ABOUT MOVIE AVENGERS"

"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""

"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."

"What's big and gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"Accidentally texted my dad ""have a hood day"" and he shot three people"

"I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house."

"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."

"How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue."