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Joke of the Day

"I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say ""college ruled"" so it must've been somewhat fun"

"Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."

"A stunning pregnant blonde insisted on having a laparoscopic caeserian"

"Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal)."

"How do dinosaurs smell? Ex-stinky"

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"Me: Congrats! I heard you got married again Her: Sorry I didn't invite you. It was a small ceremony Me: Its ok. I'll go to your next one"

"What do you call the action of a banker buying weed? A dank transaction"

"A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album... Lois Lane: ""this is not my family photo album!"""

"My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point."