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Joke of the Day
"You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it."
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"What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie"
"[Hospital] Doctor:""...and so the baby is fine."" Me:""And my wife?"" Doc:""I'm afraid she's critical"" Me:""I know! But how is she?"""
"For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be."
"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."
"""Waiter, I'd like to send this back"" -m'am, I believe that's your husband."
"What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller"
"I pick up hitchhikers cause then when I'm pulled over the weed is his."
"Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder."
"What do you call it when a toaster eats a toaster Cannatoasterlism"