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Joke of the Day
"Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder."
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"My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying."
"Four blonds walk into a bar... ...cheering ""85 Days! 85 Days!"" A gentleman inquires ""Excuse me, but what's '85 days?'"" The blonds reply ""We completed a puzzle in 85 days and the box says 2-4 years!"""
"What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it? Unbereavable."
"I wonder what chairs think about all day ""Oh, here comes another asshole"""
"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."
"Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? It promotes equality."
"I've recently admitted to being a masochist. The realization has been painful, but I like it."
"Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial? ""If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."""
"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."