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Joke of the Day

"Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?"

"A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume."

"Bjork is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table."

"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."

"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."

"Almost arrested for drugs and rape ""I didn't take the drugs, i feed the drugs to the girls than raped them"" -Bill cosby"

"The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest."

"I have a fear of speed bumps But I am slowly getting over it"

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry martinez."

"There are two kinds of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"