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Joke of the Day
"How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet? hitcoin"
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"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"
"Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown? Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow."
"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."
"We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit."
"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."
"I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy. All I do is say ""Good morning"". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed."
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""
"Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25"
"What's the best way to sum up the 90's? 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"