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Joke of the Day
"I like my beer like I like my violence... Domestic"
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"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."
"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"
"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"So a vegan sits down at a bar... I only know that because he won't shut the fuck up about it."
"The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer"
"Lawyer: ""Let me give you my honest opinion."" Client: ""No no. I'm paying for professional advice."""
"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"
"What do you call a Spanish cucumber ? A cuke-hombre..."
"How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? When you rub your dick on her teddy bear."