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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to sum up the 90's? 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"
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"[Dog Court] Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury: We find the defendant, not a good boy. *dogs family in courtroom begins to cry*"
"if you would've told me back in 1999 that we'd still be using animated gifs in 2015 I would've said ""wow what a boring conversation"""
"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."
"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"
"What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common? B7...B7..."
"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"
"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"
"Husband: Honey why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"If I can pick up your dog with one hand, congratulations you own a cat."