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Joke of the Day

"You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets."

"How can you tell if a potato is baked? It's [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy."

"How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth? Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom."

"Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles... ""Dick"" in A minor"

"I knew a woman who was very liberal with her kids. She had them aborted."

"I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room."

"Girl and Boy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Why does granny have black eyes? She was skipping without her bra"

"What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly? A fly's teeny weenie."