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Joke of the Day

"Two reposters are in a plane crush. Who survives? Reddit"

"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic."

"If you have 10 apples and Michael takes 6. What colour is Michael?"

"Need an ark? I Noah guy"

"Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy? I heard everybody had a blast."

"Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs"

"Dog: I'm a man's best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me. Pussycat: Yeah, you're not gonna win this one."

"The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door."

"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."

"I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head."