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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you make a witch itch? A: Take away her W."

"Warning, offensive. Why was Hitler so concerned about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million jews waiting for him in hell."

"*Hires life coach* ""Ok, the first thing we have to do is get you off this couch and get you moving!"" *Fires life coach*"

"How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber? Raisin' Bran."

"What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life? Selfless"

"Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator)."

"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."

"Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"I once had this amazing handicapped friend. He wanted to be a stand up comedian."

"Speed kills Mo'mentum, mo' problems."