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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of NASA's launch button? The ""Space Bar"""
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"I never knew I was allergic to iron... Because after hitting the weights I get swollen."
"A grandpa tells his grandson ""Your generation depends too much on technology."" The grandson unplugs his grandpa's life support."
"Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni."
"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."
"Is Jared Fogle going to jail?? Because I heard he's looking at 8-12 years..."
"If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."
"Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer? So he could say he wore it before it was cool."
"My boss says I need to work on my people skills & he needs to work on his changing four slashed tires skills."
"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"