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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer? So he could say he wore it before it was cool."
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"I'd let you be the reason my cheeks blush.. All four of them"
"A German man and his son walk into a bar... A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says ""Ein Bier bitte"". Bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here""."
"I took my item up to the counter. ""I'd like to return this,"" I said, with a tear in my eye, ""It didn't work."" He said, ""I'm sorry. We can't do that with condoms."""
"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."
"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."
"Does anyone want to buy a used Theremin? I haven't touched mine in years."
"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"
"Why are black people so tall? Cuz their knee grows."