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Joke of the Day
"Is Jared Fogle going to jail?? Because I heard he's looking at 8-12 years..."
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"So have you heard about the mass immigration problem ALDI has been having? They even got a new slogan: Do work or ALDI port ya"
"Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'? It means nothing to them."
"Hey. I can't help but peak at chu. It's making my bulbs all sore."
"What do you call an exemplary black housewife? Do'mestique"
"Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock."
"Whoever named it a ""mobile"" phone obviously didn't anticipate me spending the day on the couch covered in crumbs reading Twitter."
"shout out to.. shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push."
"Every marriage counselor should be replaced by robots... because they take arguments and return values."