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Joke of the Day
"What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American? Crimea River."
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"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps CAN finish a race!"
"My Girlfriend is Like the square root of -100 A perfect ten, but completely imaginary."
"Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)"
"the safeword is burrito"
"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"
"I was going to tell you guys a joke about my poop but.... It's too corny"
"I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies."
"Is it just me or are they doing everything but having sex in Viagra commercials."
"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"