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Joke of the Day
"the safeword is burrito"
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"""This isn't my first rodeo"" -Guy at his second rodeo"
"What's the difference between a baby and a pie? I didn't cum in the pie before I ate it."
"A man was molested by an Alien... ...when asked by a local reporter if he had any comment he said, ""It was out of this world."""
"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"
"Welcome to innuendo club. This is going to be a long and hard session, if you know what I mean."
"America healthcare system"
"Why is Adam known as the first accountant? He turned a leaf and made an entry."
"Q: Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ? A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)"
"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra."