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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend is Like the square root of -100 A perfect ten, but completely imaginary."
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"Feline-loving fashionista's favorite music? Techno. *boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats*"
"So this cravat came up to me and started weeping... ...I thought ""I can't *stand* emotional ties"""
"At least my masseuse has my back."
"Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke."
"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."
"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"
"Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho."
"Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?"
"My wife was stunned!!.. One day my wife and I were cuddling in bed when she said, ""Hon, You are so cozy""... I got offended and yelled back, ""Fuck you.. YOU are sarkozy""..."