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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend is Like the square root of -100 A perfect ten, but completely imaginary."
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"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"
"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."
"""Easter?"" HERE ""Thanksgiving?"" HERE ""Christmas?"" PRESENT"
"You know what was lit? The Freedom Bus."
"Why would you never starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."
"Men taking pictures of their outfits on Instagram is why we will lose the next World War."
"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"
"INTERVIEWER: Would you like a donut? ME: *takes three* I: Um, ok, what's your greatest strength? ME: [grabbing two more donuts] Self-control"
"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"