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Joke of the Day

"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"

"I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them."

"What do you call two Mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B"

"Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys? A LockSith."

"Have you heard the new Jingle for Subway? Five... five toddlers... five toddlers, touched dongs... pedo pedo pedo!"

"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"

"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"

"It's so hot outside! I've been out here 10 minutes and I'm already wetter then Kim Kardashian at the BET Awards."

"Soviet Monopoly ""Go to gulag! Go directly to gulag! Do not pass go, do not collect food stamps and vodkac"

"I'm confused, why does the Gangnam Style guy want to launch a nuclear attack on the US?"