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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them."
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"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."
"how do you know you are a real redneck? you let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her kids."
"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."
"What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire"
"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."
"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."
"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"
"A farmer won a million dollars playing the lottery, he was really excited looking at his bank account... ...it now showed zero dollars."
"I hate autocorrect... It turns my writing into a total duckfest."