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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Tesla and Thomas Edison? A Kick-ass band"
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"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."
"""You never say you love me,"" wept my girlfriend. I walked up to her and said, ""You love me."""
"What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver."
"What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !"
"My buddy Bob got fired from McDonald's He just couldn't ketchup in the training."
"I take my women the same way i take my presidents. Half black and no Bush."
"What do you call a midget with no arms and a stumpy leg? A person. Don't be an asshole."
"If we repeal the 14th amendment, does that means there's room for another 2nd amendment? Same as the old one, but this time in all caps."
"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."