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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Tesla and Thomas Edison? A Kick-ass band"
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"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."
"What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2) A pastatute Where does a pastatute live? The spaghetto"
"Where's the loneliest place on earth at? Hillary Clinton's vagina."
"News to me: When they wash your hair after a haircut, it's considered rude to say ""your breasts smell like a ham sandwich""."
"What do you call a midnight run to get ecstasy? A nocturnal E-mission!!! I came up with this a few years ago and thought I should share with the masses:)"
"GF: I'm leaving with the kids if you don't stop pretending our house is a hospital ME: That'll be great, we really need the beds"
"My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace"
"Meet George Jetson His Boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife Just kidding, obviously. I'll send the real lyrics tomorrow. Do not use these."
"A communist tells his friend before going to bed, ""I'm going to take a nap."" He wakes up as a libertarian."