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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an italian hooker (with part 2) A pastatute Where does a pastatute live? The spaghetto"

"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"

"A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram"

"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."

"10 Type of people in this world There are 10 type of people in this world. People that understand binary, and people that don't."

"What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? Can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded."

"hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to argue with another stranger in your mentions for hours maybe"

"""Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."" ""Try wearing the wife's panties."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"""

"""You're just not my cup of tea"" I say to someone else's cup of tea."

"What did the cactus say to his wife? 'Aloe Vera!"