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Joke of the Day

"I used to be into S&M. And necrophilia. And bestiality. Then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough."

"Feminazis love Game of Thrones........ Cause all men must die"

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"

"The main reason I got divorced is because I got married."

"Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian? Because he's never Finnish."

"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."

"If you answer the phone and say ""Hello, you're on the air."" most telemarketers will hang up quickly."