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Joke of the Day

"I used to be into S&M. And necrophilia. And bestiality. Then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."

"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""

"How do you fit four gays on one stool? Flip it upside-down. (sorry in advance)"

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."

"how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones"

"BREAKING NEWS: A man breaks two ribs while laying in bed! ...and we'll return after this short commercial with more on how a man attempted to suck his own penis!"

"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."

"I have an inferiority complex..... It's not a very good one, though."

"Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius Caesar with P.E: I came."