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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit four gays on one stool? Flip it upside-down. (sorry in advance)"
Next Joke
"Hey Mark, do you want a threesome? So go home fast. Perhaps you arrive on time."
"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"My favorite new social app is turning off my phone."
"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking."
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you."
"i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was ""cool. that bird makes more money than me"""
"They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it... Lickalotapus."