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Joke of the Day

"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."

"What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners? Use the forks Luke."

"*blows bubbles in your face to distract you as I take all of your tater tots*"

"What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"

"I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!"

"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."

"My girlfriend's vagina is like a Tesco shopping trolley It takes a pound in."

"I graduated with a 2:2 in Sports Journalism It would have been a 2:1 but they equalised at the last minute."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, ""Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""In Africa, they're everywhere!"""