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Joke of the Day
"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."
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"Why Couldn't The Melon Get Married Because it can't-elope!"
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"Wanna hear a good joke? Woman's rights"
"Why was number 4 blushing? She saw 2 and 3 halving six"
"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."
"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"
"My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say? Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo"
"[NSFW] What's black and blue and hates sex? The little boy in my trunk."
"Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you."