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Joke of the Day
"2-year-old: Dad? Me: What? 2: Are chickens real? Me: 2: Me: No one knows."
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"Why don't shrimp donate to charities? Because they're shellfish."
"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."
"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our shittiest table."
"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."
"What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in."
"How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."
"My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts."
"I tried to register under the username ""v1rg1nity""... ...but it's already taken."
"Why do black people have white palms? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."