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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? When the girl has to chew before she swallows."

"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."

"If there's no God, why are feet naturally shoe-shaped?"

"Slow and steady wins the race, unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed."

"Met a microbiologist this morning He was bigger than I expected."

"What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney? Claus-trophobic."

"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."

"Micheal Jackson If my friend Djax ever had a son and he would call him Micheal, It would be Micheal, Djax' son."

"So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand... Seems a lot of people are shaken up about it."

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury."