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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Seahawks and a cheap hooker? The hooker won't choke on six inches."

"It's 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it's also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? At least 7. One to screw in the bulb and the others to form a support system. They would also like you to know they're vegan."

"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."

"Why the Indian programmers are good at C or Java, but not Basic? Because they're cast-sensitive!"

"A Jehovah's witness knocks on a Mexican's door. The Jehovah's Witness asks, would you like to know Jesus? The Mexican said, I already do. He's next door."

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"

"What do you call an athlete that smells good? D. O. Durant"

"""Mind control agents in chem trails sounds crazy? That's EXACTLY what the govt wants"" Bride: I shouldn't have let you write your own vows"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO from the other sideeeee"