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Joke of the Day
"Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become."
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"What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures. It's my face."
"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."
"Okay, let's get this straight. There's no way EVERYONE has the best boyfriend in the world."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head."
"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."
"Almost had an accident due to texting while driving Barely hit send and some idiot slammed on his brakes! Luckily I only spilled my beer"
"In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says ""what the hell is that"" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE."
"Gorilla tape isn't stronger than duct tape anymore because... ... They shot and killed it."