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Joke of the Day
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head."
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"If you build a person a fire, they'll be warm for a day. Set them on fire & they'll never worry about being warm again."
"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"
"This line for the bathroom at Starbucks is longer than kim kardashians whole marriage."
"How do you make an Octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles"
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"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"
"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"
"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."
"Why does Stephen Hawking have a boring sex life? You can't 69 in binary."