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Joke of the Day

"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."

"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."

"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C."

"If I ever move to Nazareth I'm going to open a cheese shop. It'll be called Cheeses of Nazareth."

"Why did the terrorist cross the road? To send people to the other side."

"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."

"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."

"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"

"Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level"

"What do ghosts drink? BOOOOOZE"