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Joke of the Day
"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."
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"A lot of comedy today is observational humor You guys ever noticed that?"
"Did you hear about the jihadist birthday party? It was a blast."
"Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!"
"The preacher tells me today... "" I hardly see you in church. You need to join the army of the Lord"". I said... ""I am. I'm in the secret service"""
"What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....He broke his nose"
"MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*"
"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."
"brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died"
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."