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Joke of the Day
"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."
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"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"
"How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube"
"So I was at LEGOLAND the other day, and this couple were making out in line....... it was so gross, I told them ""Hey guys, build a room"""
"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."
"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."
"Sometimes I scratch my balls and then smell my fingers. It's not a big deal really"
"Most of my parenting skills come from watching Animal Planet."
"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."
"If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately"