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Joke of the Day

"Why did the two suicide bombers blow themselves up on the same room? So they could be splatmates."

"If there's a pedicure, why are there still pedophiles?"

"If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period? Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser."

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."

"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."

"The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, and the Lion didn't have the courage. So Dorothy remained a virgin."

"Son asks his father for money. So, a Jewish kid says to his father, ""Dad can I have twenty dollars?"" The dad replies, ""Ten dollars!?...what are you going to buy with five dollars?"""

"How can you tell when a Jew is pissed? They begin menschstrating"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at Walmart? ...it's ok, he woke up."

"Why is it OK for an ice company to commit fraud? Because their assets are already frozen."