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Joke of the Day

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."

"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."

"2. So I said to the shoe salesman... - I'm looking for a pair of basketball shoes... Shoe salesman - ajkdkdkaldnrmsldkd - what? Shoe salesman - sorry, I was struggling to converse."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and Tianjin? I'm only 75% sure Jews did Tianjin"

"The subject line starts ""Fwd: Re: Fwd: RE: RE: Re: "", so there's no way this isn't a complete waste of time."

"No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house"

"Life is too short to have a small breasted dental hygienist."

"[interview] So what's a personal strength? ""Honesty."" And a failing? ""I murder people who don't hire me."""

"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and then asks for a mop."

"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"