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Joke of the Day
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch."
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"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."
"I have zero empathy for sociopaths. But to be fair, they don't have any for me, either."
"""Holy shit, that guy eats a lot of pizza"" -people that walk by my house on recycling day."
"The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it..."
"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."
"What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka? Dead."
"Have you ever tried eating a clock. Nobody has time for that."
"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"
"Sext: You are a butterfly. I am a caterpillar. Surprise twist, I am Chris Hansen in a caterpillar suit. You are under arrest."