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Joke of the Day
"I only date right handed women... Righty tighty, lefty loosey"
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"I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago. She's still answering it."
"I wouldn't call it 'passive aggressive', but I do send the glitter Christmas cards to the people who annoy me."
"The Fuzz Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, ""Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" The other replies, ""No, but I've been swung around by tits."""
"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"the best part about arguing with family make up sex"
"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."
"I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school. They told me it was too sharp"
"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"