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Joke of the Day
"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"
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"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
"What do condoms prevent? Minivans."
"What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish"
"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."
"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"
"Women are like pickup trucks. Men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit."
"At the doctor's... - Sir, you need to stop masturbating. - Why, doc? - So I can start examining you!"
"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."
"LAUNDROMAT BLUES Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."