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Joke of the Day
"A dozen fish are in a tank. Then one proclaims: ""Can anybody drive this thing?"""
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"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"
"How do you make an archeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from."
"During sex it's perfectly fine to say 'yeah', 'yes', 'oh yes'..but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming 'Yep' .."
"I just found out my mum didn't know how to set the clock on their new microwave. So they stayed up until midnight & then plugged it in"
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice"
"Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the ""No Fry"" list."
"I met my current girlfriend at a midnight game release It was destiny"
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."
"A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base."