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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party? They heard he was a fungi"
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"I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it."
"A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together."
"I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking Hertz!"
"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"
"Is ""humpty dumpty"" another way of saying ""fuck and forget""?"
"What did the prostitute catch when she went out with 5 fishermen? ... A big red snapper"
"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."
"France beat the Germans 2-0 but the terrorists have them at like 50-3"
"""dad, what does extravagant mean?"" idk son. why don't you ... [i turn to my wife using $100 bills to light the fireplace] ask your mother"