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Joke of the Day

"Give me your best 'Yo Momma' jokes. Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones! Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family! EDIT: Grammar..."

"What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!"

"New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak."

"I just finished arguing with a friend who thought that Charlize's role as Aeon Flux was much better than her role as Imperator Furiosa. I guess to each Theron."

"I'll have you know my grandfather was killed by a Nazi. He committed suicide"

"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."

"I do my women like I do my homework I don't"

"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"

"ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place."

"George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"