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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay rubber band? An elasstickle"
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"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."
"Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out."
"Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man."
"Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin."
"Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car? So he always hits the green when he's driving."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""
"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" i havent decided yet ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter"
"Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer."