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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."
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"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"
"Babies for dinner What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage!"
"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."
"Father catches his son masturbating. Father says, ""Son, you'll go blind if you keep that up. Son says, ""I'm over here dad."""
"I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale."
"What will the ""Red Hot Chili Peppers"" become when they die? Ghost Peppers."
"Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis."
"It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house"
"Whenever somebody says ""it removes the toxins from your body"" I know that they are dumber than me"