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Joke of the Day

"Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection"

"Gay people make me sick I should really stop deepthroating them so hard..."

"I would like an Instagram feed of the piles of shit people push out of the way to get the perfect shots in their homes."

"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."

"Village Competition Tomorrow our village is having it's annual Innuendo competition I might enter my friend's sister."

"This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel."

"Left handed people can't do anything right. That... that's it. That's the joke. You don't get it? Then you're probably left handed."

"My Egyptian friend's dad drowned yesterday... He's still in denial."

"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."

"When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic."