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Joke of the Day

"Why was the graveyard so noisy? Because of all the coffin."

"Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!"

"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."

"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."

"I think the republican party is correct on a few key issues like..."

"Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?"

"U U U U U U An American's tile rack after a Scrabble game."

"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *(choking sounds)*"

"Your girlfriend isn't hallucinating man, she's actually seeing other people."